Raiderjet has emergency surgery

Andrew Lane · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 1

After being rushed to the hospital to perform an emergency removal of his
cranium from his sphincter cavity, the attending doctor gave the startling
news;
"Well, due to the unusually stretched anus,we were successful in removing
his head.. However, due to the extended period of time the head up his umm
ass, there was asphyxiation, the brain stem was impaired.... in fact when we
probed all the way it was Black to the Bone... We removed the entire brain
since it seems he has been to fucntion without it for some time now"

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RFM · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 1

"Andrew Lane" wrote in message$PD3.663529@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.net...
> After being rushed to the hospital to perform an emergency removal of his
> cranium from his sphincter cavity, the attending doctor gave the startling
> news;
> "Well, due to the unusually stretched anus,we were successful in removing
> his head.. However, due to the extended period of time the head up his
umm
> ass, there was asphyxiation, the brain stem was impaired.... in fact when
we
> probed all the way it was Black to the Bone... We removed the entire
brain
> since it seems he has been to fucntion without it for some time now"

"Fucntion"? I never heard of that variation. Is that like the new catch
phrase now? It brings new meaning to School House Rock: "Confuction,
fuction, what's your fucntion?"

Ford Prefect · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 3

"RFM" wrote in message$Ec1.5535950@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> "Andrew Lane" wrote in message
> $PD3.663529@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.net...
> > After being rushed to the hospital to perform an emergency removal of
his
> > cranium from his sphincter cavity, the attending doctor gave the
startling
> > news;
> > "Well, due to the unusually stretched anus,we were successful in
removing
> > his head.. However, due to the extended period of time the head up his
> umm
> > ass, there was asphyxiation, the brain stem was impaired.... in fact
when
> we
> > probed all the way it was Black to the Bone... We removed the entire
> brain
> > since it seems he has been to fucntion without it for some time now"
>
> "Fucntion"? I never heard of that variation. Is that like the new catch
> phrase now? It brings new meaning to School House Rock: "Confuction,
> fuction, what's your fucntion?"
>
>

This whole thing smacks of *conspriacy*.

Night Crawler · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 1

Yeah, if you are a Ford PreBitchFect.

LOL!

"Ford Prefect" wrote in message$21458q$1@ID-201434.news.uni-berlin.de...
>
> "RFM" wrote in message
> $Ec1.5535950@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > "Andrew Lane" wrote in message
> > $PD3.663529@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.net...
> > > After being rushed to the hospital to perform an emergency removal of
> his
> > > cranium from his sphincter cavity, the attending doctor gave the
> startling
> > > news;
> > > "Well, due to the unusually stretched anus,we were successful in
> removing
> > > his head.. However, due to the extended period of time the head up his
> > umm
> > > ass, there was asphyxiation, the brain stem was impaired.... in fact
> when
> > we
> > > probed all the way it was Black to the Bone... We removed the entire
> > brain
> > > since it seems he has been to fucntion without it for some time now"
> >
> > "Fucntion"? I never heard of that variation. Is that like the new catch
> > phrase now? It brings new meaning to School House Rock: "Confuction,
> > fuction, what's your fucntion?"
> >
> >
>
> This whole thing smacks of *conspriacy*.
>
>

Ford Prefect · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 23

"Night Crawler" wrote in message$n56.3654@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> Yeah, if you are a Ford PreBitchFect.
>
> LOL!

And you're a gutless fag. Point?

>
> "Ford Prefect" wrote in message
> $21458q$1@ID-201434.news.uni-berlin.de...
> >
> > "RFM" wrote in message
> > $Ec1.5535950@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > "Andrew Lane" wrote in message
> > > $PD3.663529@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.net...
> > > > After being rushed to the hospital to perform an emergency removal
of
> > his
> > > > cranium from his sphincter cavity, the attending doctor gave the
> > startling
> > > > news;
> > > > "Well, due to the unusually stretched anus,we were successful in
> > removing
> > > > his head.. However, due to the extended period of time the head up
his
> > > umm
> > > > ass, there was asphyxiation, the brain stem was impaired.... in fact
> > when
> > > we
> > > > probed all the way it was Black to the Bone... We removed the
entire
> > > brain
> > > > since it seems he has been to fucntion without it for some time now"
> > >
> > > "Fucntion"? I never heard of that variation. Is that like the new
catch
> > > phrase now? It brings new meaning to School House Rock: "Confuction,
> > > fuction, what's your fucntion?"
> > >
> > >
> >
> > This whole thing smacks of *conspriacy*.
> >
> >
>
>

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