....for all my problems!

Of course I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got
bigger titties than Bill does. I've got more chins than a Chinese
phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough
to declare it legally dead.

I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy
because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's
someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive... myself.

mr dude (sad)

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