McDonalds Corp. Contacts Belichick...

fosterfla · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 89

....according to friends of head coach Bill Belichick, McDonalds has
contacted the New England Patriots head coach to offer him a lucrative
endorsement deal.

When contacted, the McDonalds corporation was quoted as saying, "Hell
no, we are short of french fry guys and thought Belichick may need a
job!"

mr dude

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Treat Belichick like Grady Little. The guy made coaching decisions that cost us the Super Bowl. Why is this any difference than what Grady Little? He only made one mistake, Belichick made several in that game.

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