The UGA Joke

Rog' · Joined: 13 Oct 2007 Posts: 5

This is an oldie, but I'll repeat it here:

Two male Georgia students were in the stands, watching Uga,
the Bulldogs' mascot, who was busy licking himself. One said
to the other, "I sure wish I could do that," to which the other
replied, "That'd ne great, but I'm not sure if Uga would like it."

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Scruffydog · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 23

"Rog'" wrote in message $b9.306@bignews1.bellsouth.net...
> This is an oldie, but I'll repeat it here:
>
> Two male Georgia students were in the stands, watching Uga,
> the Bulldogs' mascot, who was busy licking himself. One said
> to the other, "I sure wish I could do that," to which the other
> replied, "That'd ne great, but I'm not sure if Uga would like it."
>
>
>Know what the first thing a Gator coed does in the morning?? Walk home LOL

What are the three hardest years of a Gators life..Fist grade..

Seriously I am leaving for the Cocktail party Tuesday. If any of you are in
the part of D lot behind the Pepsi zone and see a black tundra with a UGA
tent and lots of food and beer stop by and say hi. I will furnish you some
food and your beverage of choice. Scruffy will be the Big (fat) guy Smile

) Good
luck guys. Actually your not going to need it this year. It might get ugly
for us early on.

Brandon . · Joined: 28 Oct 2007 Posts: 1

UGA 42 Tebow 30..

Scruffydog · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 23

"Brandon ." wrote in message @storefull-3212.bay.webtv.net...
> UGA 42 Tebow 30..
>Yup I was not expecting it

Jeff · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 35

Scruffy, you've been shooting your asz off about that once in a life time
uga game last year against the AU tigers... get ready, old boy, your asz is
going to be handed to you again this year, between the hedges, and deep
down, you know it.... you've been wanting it and now you will will get it in
just two weeks... and I won't let you get away with it. Here's my
prediction... AU 24, Dawgs 10, maybe. It won't even be close with our
defense.

Be careful what you say if your team can't back it up!

"Scruffydog" wrote in message $Tl5.31@newsfe23.lga...
>
> "Brandon ." wrote in message
> @storefull-3212.bay.webtv.net...
>> UGA 42 Tebow 30..
>>Yup I was not expecting it
>
>

Coach Wyatt · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 20

let the man enjoy his win.....

go dawgs beat aubbie...

did i just say this?

Scruffydog · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 23

"Jeff" wrote in message $0$20621$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
> Scruffy, you've been shooting your asz off about that once in a life time
> uga game last year against the AU tigers... get ready, old boy, your asz
> is going to be handed to you again this year, between the hedges, and
> deep down, you know it.... you've been wanting it and now you will will
> get it in just two weeks... and I won't let you get away with it. Here's
> my prediction... AU 24, Dawgs 10, maybe. It won't even be close with our
> defense.
>
> Be careful what you say if your team can't back it up!
>
Yes Jeff Indeed. Be careful of what you say if your team can't back it
up.-ROFL--Priceless
You were right about one thing. It was not even close.

Jeff · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 35

"Scruffydog" wrote in message $gd3.58@newsfe18.lga...
>
> "Jeff" wrote in message
> $0$20621$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>> Scruffy, you've been shooting your asz off about that once in a life time
>> uga game last year against the AU tigers... get ready, old boy, your asz
>> is going to be handed to you again this year, between the hedges, and
>> deep down, you know it.... you've been wanting it and now you will will
>> get it in just two weeks... and I won't let you get away with it. Here's
>> my prediction... AU 24, Dawgs 10, maybe. It won't even be close with our
>> defense.
>>
>> Be careful what you say if your team can't back it up!
>>
> Yes Jeff Indeed. Be careful of what you say if your team can't back it
> up.-ROFL--Priceless
> You were right about one thing. It was not even close.

You were real brave before the game, right. You're obviously just a little
pos who barks after everyone has gone to bed. Please show me a single post
by your little fat ass that said you were going to win... I rest my case...
you're just another wannabe!

I'm waiting? Any post, any post whatsoever! Yer a pos and you know it!

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