Patriots SuperBowl "loss" saved lives

MuahMan · Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 29

The Senate met with the Patriots and BEGGED them to throw the
SuperBowl. The Senate said the jealousy and envy over the Patritos
complete domination over the NFL was at such a high level that if the
Patriots won that non-Patriots fans would kill their wives, beat their
dogs, and start riots. Riots were especially worrisome in
Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, NY, and San Diego. The Patriots did their
part in saving America. They apologized to the Senator Specter for
being so damn good and promised to do the Patriotic thing by saving
lives and losing a foolish game. It's pretty obvious how true it is.
The Patriot had played the Giants just three weeks earlier and beat
them handily while only trying in the last qtr with nothing but
backup OL.

Sorry to spill the beans, but it seems some of you thought the
Patriots actually lost the game. The Senate said they will put better
mind control drugs in the water in those loser cities so the Patriots
were given the OK,

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bklyntom · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 6

I remember when usenet trolls were smart, witty, and entertaining.

You sir/madam are an imbecile.

Tom

richardhutnik · Joined: 21 Jan 2008 Posts: 27

On Feb 10, 6:01 pm, "MuahMan" wrote:
> The Senate met with the Patriots and BEGGED them to throw the
> SuperBowl. The Senate said the jealousy and envy over the Patritos
> complete domination over the NFL was at such a high level that if the
> Patriots won that non-Patriots fans would kill their wives, beat their
> dogs, and start riots. Riots were especially worrisome in
> Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, NY, and San Diego. The Patriots did their
> part in saving America.

And disbanding the Patriots would end up causing America to snap out
of its fiancial woes. Forget tax cuts, disband the Patriots, and you
will have a BOOM! Of course, those making video spying equipment
might go belly up.

- Rich

MuahMan · Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 29

"bklyntom" wrote in message $0$4950$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>I remember when usenet trolls were smart, witty, and entertaining.
>
> You sir/madam are an imbecile.
>
> Tom
>

You must be a democrat. Because you hate the truth.

hexHead® · Joined: 25 Nov 2007 Posts: 42

On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 18:01:54 -0500, "MuahMan"
wrote:

>The Senate met with the Patriots and BEGGED them to throw the
>SuperBowl. The Senate said the jealousy and envy over the Patritos
>complete domination over the NFL was at such a high level that if the
>Patriots won that non-Patriots fans would kill their wives, beat their
>dogs, and start riots. Riots were especially worrisome in
>Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, NY, and San Diego. The Patriots did their
>part in saving America. They apologized to the Senator Specter for
>being so damn good and promised to do the Patriotic thing by saving
>lives and losing a foolish game. It's pretty obvious how true it is.
>The Patriot had played the Giants just three weeks earlier and beat
>them handily while only trying in the last qtr with nothing but
>backup OL.
>
>Sorry to spill the beans, but it seems some of you thought the
>Patriots actually lost the game. The Senate said they will put better
>mind control drugs in the water in those loser cities so the Patriots
>were given the OK,

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HD-DVD Suxx · Joined: 04 Feb 2008 Posts: 88

> The Senate met with the Patriots and BEGGED them to throw the
> SuperBowl. The Senate said the jealousy and envy over the Patritos
> complete domination over the NFL was at such a high level that if the
> Patriots won that non-Patriots fans would kill their wives, beat their
> dogs, and start riots. Riots were especially worrisome in
> Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, NY, and San Diego. The Patriots did their
> part in saving America.

Patriot Nation meltdown is reaching critical mass.....I LOVE THIS!

Your pain & misery only makes me STRONGER, cuntie!

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HD-DVD Suxx · Joined: 04 Feb 2008 Posts: 88

> You must be a democrat. Because you hate the truth.

HD-DVD Suxx · Joined: 04 Feb 2008 Posts: 88

> You must be a democrat. Because you hate the truth.

Patriot Nation meltdown is reaching critical mass.....I LOVE THIS!

Your pain & misery only makes me STRONGER, cuntie!

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