Post season improvements

Electrician · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 29

Now that the playoffs are well underway, and the Bungles aren't in them as
usual, try using the down time to make some needed team improvements:
1) get a real coach. You know, one who will not staff the team with convicts
and players on parole. Marty is available.
2) trade the gold toothed fool. He's way overrrated, spends too much time
making Fathead commercials, is a legend in his own mind, and is a huge
distraction with his 2 year old antics after doing what he is paid to do
3) select an elementary school at random and copy a new helmet design from the
coloring book of a first grader. The current pre-schooler design is
embarrassing.
And while making these changes enjoy the playoffs on TV. As usual.

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shark265 · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 3

On Jan 9, 11:34 am, electric...@xo.com (Electrician) wrote:
> Now that the playoffs are well underway, and the Bungles aren't in them as
> usual, try using the down time to make some needed team improvements:
> 1) get a real coach. You know, one who will not staff the team with convicts
> and players on parole. Marty is available.
> 2) trade the gold toothed fool. He's way overrrated, spends too much time
> making Fathead commercials, is a legend in his own mind, and is a huge
> distraction with his 2 year old antics after doing what he is paid to do
> 3) select an elementary school at random and copy a new helmet design from the
> coloring book of a first grader. The current pre-schooler design is
> embarrassing.
> And while making these changes enjoy the playoffs on TV. As usual.

1 Not going to happen. The changes have already been made and that is
all on the coaching staff. They need a GM (and I dont mean Chevy
Pontiac or GMC) but that is not going to happen either.

2. Chad is not going anywhere.

3. I dont mind the uniforms. Hell they could be worse look up I-71.

bengalsfan · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 2

shark265@bright.net wrote:
> On Jan 9, 11:34 am, electric...@xo.com (Electrician) wrote:
>> Now that the playoffs are well underway, and the Bungles aren't in them as
>> usual, try using the down time to make some needed team improvements:
>> 1) get a real coach. You know, one who will not staff the team with convicts
>> and players on parole. Marty is available.
>> 2) trade the gold toothed fool. He's way overrrated, spends too much time
>> making Fathead commercials, is a legend in his own mind, and is a huge
>> distraction with his 2 year old antics after doing what he is paid to do
>> 3) select an elementary school at random and copy a new helmet design from the
>> coloring book of a first grader. The current pre-schooler design is
>> embarrassing.
>> And while making these changes enjoy the playoffs on TV. As usual.
>
> 1 Not going to happen. The changes have already been made and that is
> all on the coaching staff. They need a GM (and I dont mean Chevy
> Pontiac or GMC) but that is not going to happen either.
>
> 2. Chad is not going anywhere.
>
> 3. I dont mind the uniforms. Hell they could be worse look up I-71.

Yeah, the uniforms and helmets are fine! At least they don't have a
turd stain down the middle of the helmets!

bengalsfan · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 2

Steve wrote:
> bengalsfan wrote:
>> shark265@bright.net wrote:
>>> On Jan 9, 11:34 am, electric...@xo.com (Electrician) wrote:
>>>> Now that the playoffs are well underway, and the Bungles aren't in
>>>> them as usual, try using the down time to make some needed team
>>>> improvements: 1) get a real coach. You know, one who will not staff
>>>> the team with convicts and players on parole. Marty is available.
>>>> 2) trade the gold toothed fool. He's way overrrated, spends too much
>>>> time making Fathead commercials, is a legend in his own mind, and is a
>>>> huge distraction with his 2 year old antics after doing what he is
>>>> paid to do 3) select an elementary school at random and copy a new
>>>> helmet design from the coloring book of a first grader. The current
>>>> pre-schooler design is embarrassing.
>>>> And while making these changes enjoy the playoffs on TV. As usual.
>>> 1 Not going to happen. The changes have already been made and that is
>>> all on the coaching staff. They need a GM (and I dont mean Chevy
>>> Pontiac or GMC) but that is not going to happen either.
>>>
>>> 2. Chad is not going anywhere.
>>>
>>> 3. I dont mind the uniforms. Hell they could be worse look up I-71.
>> Yeah, the uniforms and helmets are fine! At least they don't have a
>> turd stain down the middle of the helmets!
>>
> Looks like multi skid marks.
>
> http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/938/705844.JPG
>
Yeah, the two brown stripes do, with white toilet paper between!

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