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By Patrick Patterson





Its the offseason. That time of year where not much is happening in
football. Well, teams are cutting their dead weight and other teams are
salivating over the sloppy seconds, but here in the Raider nation we
need something to pass the time. I propose the Raider Press Conference
drinking game. Those of us in the Raider Nation need an excuse to keep
in drinking shape for the tailgates this fall, and the Raider Press
Confrence drinking game is the perfect way to do just that. Every time
Al Davis, Lane Kiffin or Rob Ryan give a press conference have a bottle
of your favorite liquor handy, because it will be time to drink

The Rules:

For a Lane Kiffin press conference: Every time Lane Kiffin says the word
“excited” take a single shot. Every time he says “Thats news to me” take
a double shot. By the end of the press conference you should have a nice
buzz going.

For an Al Davis press conference: This is going to be a rare rule,
because Al does not give many press conferences, which is too bad as
this game presents an opportunity to get your drink on every time he
starts talking. Every time Al says “The Greatness of the Raidus” Take a
single shot. Every time Al talks about past glories, take a double shot.
The kicker in this game is every time Al gets someone’s name wrong, you
get a quad shot. So once he mentions “Bernard” Petrino or “Lance” Kiffin
you are going to be flying high.

Rob Ryan doesn’t get to talk to the press much, which is really a shame.
But every time he does have your bottle ready and take a fat shot every
time he swears.

Well ladies and gentlemen, that is how we can keep in our dirnking form
to be ready for the 2008 tailgates.

Raider On!

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