Seeking revenge for last years drubbing, the good folks at Hippie U
plan to pull out all the stops against Hillbillies of Tennesee.

Pregame festivities include a cannonball fest featuring zoom tube hits
of Humboldt County Red followed by bota bag guzzles of Sangria punch.
The Cal cheerleaders wearing the traditional tiedyed headbands will
hold aloft the world's largest bead curtain (verified by the GBWR)
for the Golden Bears to run through. Exposing their fashionably
unshaven armpits, the Cal cheer squad hopes to taunt the Hillbillies
with the ever present odor of pachouli and burning hemp.

Meanwhile the Hillbillies, many of whom will have just taken their
first ever airplane ride, will be disoriented by the piped in music in
the Cal visitors locker room which will feature a looping tape of
Strawberry Alarm Clock, Vanilla Fudge, The Grateful Dead and Canned
Heat. They will be further dismayed to discover that the shine in
their team jugs has been replaced by the Hippies training staff with a
macrobiotic soy juice flavored with blue-green algae. Their
traditional pre-game meal of possum and fatback will be replaced with
whole grain pitas with tahini and sprouts, with choice of halva or
brownies for dessert.

Final score: Cal 35, Tennessee 24.

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