Fire Lloyd Carr

umo · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 2

When a coach takes the nation's 5th ranked team into a home opener
against a Division 1AA team and LOSES; that coach absolutely
positively must be fired on the spot. As long as Lloyd Carr remains as
coach of the Wolverines, the University of Michigan does not have a
snowball's chance in Hell of winning a national championship.

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unclejr · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 9

On Sep 1, 4:40 pm, umo wrote:
> As long as Lloyd Carr remains as
> coach of the Wolverines, the University of Michigan does not have a
> snowball's chance in Hell of winning a national championship.

1997 on line 2!

HTH.

-Junior

J. · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 8

On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 14:46:37 -0700, unclejr
wrote:

>On Sep 1, 4:40 pm, umo wrote:
>> As long as Lloyd Carr remains as
>> coach of the Wolverines, the University of Michigan does not have a
>> snowball's chance in Hell of winning a national championship.
>
>1997 on line 2!

Who's on line 1, Nebraska?

J.
-
"That song set white people back 50 years."
-- Jim Florentine, on "Ice Ice Baby"

Jefferson N. Glapski · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 73

"umo" wrote in message @o80g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> When a coach takes the nation's 5th ranked team into a home opener
> against a Division 1AA team and LOSES; that coach absolutely
> positively must be fired on the spot. As long as Lloyd Carr remains as
> coach of the Wolverines, the University of Michigan does not have a
> snowball's chance in Hell of winning a national championship.

He came close to winning one in 1997. Only Woodson's getting paid before the
bowl game prevented that from happening. He's done more than Bo Schembechler
ever did.

Besides, Michigan doesn't win championships or have perfect seasons. One in
the last 60 years? Congrats.

Jefferson N. Glapski · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 73

"J." wrote in message @4ax.com...
> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 14:46:37 -0700, unclejr
> wrote:
>
>>On Sep 1, 4:40 pm, umo wrote:
>>> As long as Lloyd Carr remains as
>>> coach of the Wolverines, the University of Michigan does not have a
>>> snowball's chance in Hell of winning a national championship.
>>
>>1997 on line 2!
>
> Who's on line 1, Nebraska?

Line 3, we have a caller from Nebraska claiming that he intentionally kicked
the ball to a teammate, meaning the win over Mizzou was not legitimate.

Line 4, we have a caller identifying himself as Charles Woodson's agent, who
paid him $10,000 before the bowl game, which would negate that win.

Line 5, we have Florida State, your 1997 MNC.

Goro · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 8

On Sep 1, 2:40 pm, umo wrote:
> When a coach takes the nation's 5th ranked team into a home opener
> against a Division 1AA team and LOSES; that coach absolutely
> positively must be fired on the spot. As long as Lloyd Carr remains as
> coach of the Wolverines, the University of Michigan does not have a
> snowball's chance in Hell of winning a national championship.

The only way we got rid of Coach Mo was that he went into that drunken
stupor and went nuts down some public street. If not for that, HE
might still be the Head coach. Lloyd's not going anywhere...

-goro-

Jefferson N. Glapski · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 73

"umo" wrote in message @o80g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> When a coach takes the nation's 5th ranked team into a home opener
> against a Division 1AA team and LOSES; that coach absolutely
> positively must be fired on the spot. As long as Lloyd Carr remains as
> coach of the Wolverines, the University of Michigan does not have a
> snowball's chance in Hell of winning a national championship.

Hire Harbaugh!

Dave Melvin · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 5

"Jefferson N. Glapski" wrote in
message $Pd4.5705@edtnps82...
> "J." wrote in message
> @4ax.com...
>> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 14:46:37 -0700, unclejr
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sep 1, 4:40 pm, umo wrote:
>>>> As long as Lloyd Carr remains as
>>>> coach of the Wolverines, the University of Michigan does not have a
>>>> snowball's chance in Hell of winning a national championship.
>>>
>>>1997 on line 2!
>>
>> Who's on line 1, Nebraska?
>
> Line 3, we have a caller from Nebraska claiming that he intentionally
> kicked the ball to a teammate

This is new, even for you, please to proving your above claim.

dam

Archie Leach · Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 18

"Jefferson N. Glapski" wrote:

>"J." wrote in message
>@4ax.com...
>> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 14:46:37 -0700, unclejr
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sep 1, 4:40 pm, umo wrote:
>>>> As long as Lloyd Carr remains as
>>>> coach of the Wolverines, the University of Michigan does not have a
>>>> snowball's chance in Hell of winning a national championship.
>>>
>>>1997 on line 2!
>>
>> Who's on line 1, Nebraska?
>
>Line 3, we have a caller from Nebraska claiming that he intentionally kicked
>the ball to a teammate, meaning the win over Mizzou was not legitimate.
>
>Line 4, we have a caller identifying himself as Charles Woodson's agent, who
>paid him $10,000 before the bowl game, which would negate that win.
>
>Line 5, we have Florida State, your 1997 MNC.
>

Line 6, we have Dillards. Free shoes for all!!

Archie Leach · Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 18

Goro wrote:

>On Sep 1, 2:40 pm, umo wrote:
>> When a coach takes the nation's 5th ranked team into a home opener
>> against a Division 1AA team and LOSES; that coach absolutely
>> positively must be fired on the spot. As long as Lloyd Carr remains as
>> coach of the Wolverines, the University of Michigan does not have a
>> snowball's chance in Hell of winning a national championship.
>
>The only way we got rid of Coach Mo was that he went into that drunken
>stupor and went nuts down some public street. If not for that, HE
>might still be the Head coach. Lloyd's not going anywhere...

Well, Lloyd will most likely depart on his own terms, barring
consecutive 3-8/4-7 seasons, paving the way for former Meatchik'n
assistant Les Miles to take the HC spot.

Bill Lang · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 54

I don't chew my cabbage twice, Archie Leach

> Goro wrote:
>
>>On Sep 1, 2:40 pm, umo wrote:
>>> When a coach takes the nation's 5th ranked team into a home
>>> opener against a Division 1AA team and LOSES; that coach
>>> absolutely positively must be fired on the spot. As long as
>>> Lloyd Carr remains as coach of the Wolverines, the University
>>> of Michigan does not have a snowball's chance in Hell of
>>> winning a national championship.
>>
>>The only way we got rid of Coach Mo was that he went into that
>>drunken stupor and went nuts down some public street. If not
>>for that, HE might still be the Head coach. Lloyd's not going
>>anywhere...
>
> Well, Lloyd will most likely depart on his own terms, barring
> consecutive 3-8/4-7 seasons, paving the way for former
> Meatchik'n assistant Les Miles to take the HC spot.
>
>
>

Do you think we can make that happen before next Saturday?

Signed
Hokie Nation.

--
wjlmuttatyeahwhodotcom

"I before E except after C, and E before N in chicken"

Jefferson N. Glapski · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 73

"Archie Leach" wrote in message @4ax.com...
> "Jefferson N. Glapski" wrote:
>
>>"J." wrote in message
>>@4ax.com...
>>> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 14:46:37 -0700, unclejr
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sep 1, 4:40 pm, umo wrote:
>>>>> As long as Lloyd Carr remains as
>>>>> coach of the Wolverines, the University of Michigan does not have a
>>>>> snowball's chance in Hell of winning a national championship.
>>>>
>>>>1997 on line 2!
>>>
>>> Who's on line 1, Nebraska?
>>
>>Line 3, we have a caller from Nebraska claiming that he intentionally
>>kicked
>>the ball to a teammate, meaning the win over Mizzou was not legitimate.
>>
>>Line 4, we have a caller identifying himself as Charles Woodson's agent,
>>who
>>paid him $10,000 before the bowl game, which would negate that win.
>>
>>Line 5, we have Florida State, your 1997 MNC.
>>
>
> Line 6, we have Dillards. Free shoes for all!!

Wasn't that in 1999?

Tonawanda Kardex · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 47

On Sep 1, 5:40 pm, umo wrote:
> When a coach takes the nation's 5th ranked team into a home opener
> against a Division 1AA team and LOSES; that coach absolutely
> positively must be fired on the spot. As long as Lloyd Carr remains as
> coach of the Wolverines, the University of Michigan does not have a
> snowball's chance in Hell of winning a national championship.

A) They never should have been ranked above #20;
B) Henne's the one who can't lead a team;
C) Nice defense, Ron English;
D) It's a tribute to Carr that the Weenies even came back from 28-14
to take the lead;
E) The guy's won 76% of his games.

Dennis J · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 28

Goro , why do you sit there looking like an
envelope without any address on it?
>On Sep 1, 2:40 pm, umo wrote:
>> When a coach takes the nation's 5th ranked team into a home opener
>> against a Division 1AA team and LOSES; that coach absolutely
>> positively must be fired on the spot. As long as Lloyd Carr remains as
>> coach of the Wolverines, the University of Michigan does not have a
>> snowball's chance in Hell of winning a national championship.
>
>The only way we got rid of Coach Mo was that he went into that drunken
>stupor and went nuts down some public street. If not for that, HE
>might still be the Head coach. Lloyd's not going anywhere...
>
>-goro-

Yeah Michigan isn't like ND after all....

Dennis J · Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 28

"Jefferson N. Glapski" , why do
you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
>"umo" wrote in message
>@o80g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
>> When a coach takes the nation's 5th ranked team into a home opener
>> against a Division 1AA team and LOSES; that coach absolutely
>> positively must be fired on the spot. As long as Lloyd Carr remains as
>> coach of the Wolverines, the University of Michigan does not have a
>> snowball's chance in Hell of winning a national championship.
>
>Hire Harbaugh!
>
he's coaching Stanfraud isn't he?

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